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» seems legit.: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ravenspear:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School 
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

…Well, looks like it’s time to assemble the survival backpack and check the stock of canned foods. And where did I put the baseball bat?

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skyloftshero:

[ SCREAMS. ]

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fireferretcaptainmako:

tsuri-the-rogue:

learningtobealiveagain:

chicagoted:

jaxthevampire:

greaterandmoreterrible:

deirdrerose:

Sweet mother of Jesus let this song never end.

Cheesus fuck that was amazing

WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE OH MY GOD

This is the best thing ever. Just hit play. You need to.

I will never escape this song in my lifetime. Oh my God…that was amazing.

At 3 seconds I almost pressed stop.

Then I heard the lyrics. Oh god the lyrics.

Forever reblog

omg this is perfect

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SCREAMING SO FUCKING LOUD RIGHT NOW.

I was like “ok this is kinda cool but why are people so excited-OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This needs to be the Tumblr theme song. 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SO MUCH LOVE!!!!

I almost didn’t press play..then I saw all the comments…Mother of God. Thank you.

O_O

ooc: This song is the very meaning of my existence.

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One possibility//

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trashking:

Another photo of my QB-Cosplay! /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

photographer 

I would totally make a contra- uhm.. DIIIE. D<

via trashking (originally trashking)

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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1:But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2:Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1:but I'm not!
  • Man 2:IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1:honestly?
  • Man 2:THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1:probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2:SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1:yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2:ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1:well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2:oh yeah..
  • Man 1:and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman:EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2:...and you said you werent gay!
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I got attacked by a moth for the second time.
I think, I’m going to KILL IT WITH FIRE.

blanketspace:

vibranttwig:

:C

KATE,

WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!

via makoyou (originally vibranttwig)

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